What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
08.06.2025 03:55
Yes sir it is.
Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.
Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?
HELLO
{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
What happens when you need emergency surgery in countries with universal healthcare vs the US?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Is it possible for doctors to diagnose prostate cancer just by looking at a patient?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.